WTF?
Why the face?
The one and only, Phil Dunphy - Modern Family
"Luke, I am your father. That's what I said to you when you were coming out of your mom's lady parts."
"Claire's a perfectionist, which sometimes is a good thing, like when it comes to picking a husband."
"I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine."
"I GOT GLORIA!"
You make me smile like the sun
Sing like a bird
Spin like a record
Forget how to breath
Just the thought of you can drive me wild
I've recently developed an addiction to classical music.
Yeah, that's right, THIS GIRL. Weird, huh?
Why is it that I'm so attracted to guys that sing?
Today was freaken warm and I saw grass which ticked me off because it reminded me of how much I'm wanting summer now.
We gots some summer songs:
Summer Breeze - Jason Mraz
Summer Girl - Jessica Andrews
Summer Love - Justin Timberlake
Summer Night - Lil' Rob
Summer Satellites - Stereo Skyline
Summer Skin - Death Cab For Cutie
The Summer Set (band)
Speaking of summer, guess who's gonna raise a chicken with her best friend? THIS GIRL.
MHMM. Her name's Becky The Chicken?
(Insert sad smiley)
Tickets for ATL are sold out. *tear*
Oh, and I just realized I won't be home for Warped Tour 2011. Whaddel.
BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, I'M GOING TO THE USHER CONCERT! That's fsho what's up.
Gosh my math teacher is a riot.
"If you round the decimal, it's like, like, you could kill someone!
Sending them to space where they would die!
Because it's not perfect! So don't round that decimal!
Oh, and we started proofs today. FML.
HEY YOU!
YEAH YOU.
and if you haven't done so, follow this bad boy, AKA my blog.
You're stuck on me
and my laughing eyes
I can't pretend though
I try to hide, I like you
I like you.
You're like a dream and a nightmare coming true.
The other day I was walking to my friend's house through THIGH HIGH snow, and when I finally reached his house, I realized I got frost bite. It hurts like a mother trucker.
THIS IS A SHOUT OUT TO LARS FREAKEN KOCHENDORFER
FOR READING MY BLOG.
Thanks, Chicken!
If you haven't caught some of my drifts, they're on the sideboard under
"Ye 'Ole Bloggos"
Dang it, you know what really ticks me off?
TOLL FREE CALLERS. For the love of Pete, NO ONE CARES.
Embarrassing moment of my childhood.
Eating glue.
Something on my bucket list:
Drinking a bottle of 5 hour energy + red bull + an energy drink
I'd like to see what happens.
(hey, I'm not trying to be hazardous, just would seem pretty interesting)
Hey mom, can we get some meatloaf?
Hey mom, the meatloaf!
We want it now!
The meat loaf!
MOM THE MEATLOAF! F***!
- Chazz, Wedding Crashers.
Haha, A Very Potter Musical makes me laugh.
"Hermione Granger! Shut your ungodly lopsided mouth! 10 points for Gryffindor!"
"Ahhh very good!"
Walk on the ocean.
Jeez, am I missing summer or what?
Actually, here, It'd be walk on the lake. (meh, not as fun)
(Song by John Mayer)
IT'S T-SHIRT TIME.
I've been contemplating this for a very long time, I really want to take a road trip to the Jersey shore. Not gonna lie. What's better than a road trip to the Jersey shore with your best friends?
Reasons?
1. It's by the beach.
2. THE BOARDWALK. Would be a BLAST.
3. The clubs are insane.
So Steve Carell is leaving The Office.
Can you say FAIL?
The Office is gonna suck.
Valentine's Day = Yay for singles awareness day.
hahahah
xoxo